Nostalgic Video Games

Welcome to the world of Far Cry Exodus. Fight for survival in a very creative post-apocalyptic setting. Scavenge for supplies and craft weapons to take on dangerous mutants who emerged from the Earth’s core on Judgement Day. You see, after the nukes dropped, things changed and now, an oppressive regime, controls the city. It’s up to you to lead the resistance, in its fight for freedom, in the new game Fallout: New Dawn. Capture enemy camps in a sandbox, open-world shooter where you decide which guy to shoot first. Will it be this guy? Or this guy? Your options are virtually limitless in Crackdown 3: Instincts. And… as a new feature, spend more than 30% of the game driving, even though the developers don’t know how to program vehicles. This way, the game can be 30 hours longer. Walk on walls like in the game Prey. Remember Prey? Remember Prey? Remember that game, uh, The Darkness?

When you had those shadow things? And there was that one… uh… where you- What was that? For the first time in videogames, climb a tower, in order to scout out the area and find hidden caches of treasure, which can be used to upgrade your abilities and add new weapons to your arsenal. Engage in an uninspired story that nobody in the entire world cares about. Utilize a dated cover system as you fight against artificial intelligence that has not improved since the original Halo. You see, after the Earth was destroyed in the Bungalow Wars, things changed. Humans were forced to retreat to a new homeworld called Eden 2. It’s here that you will witness EA strangle the life out of a once promising studio and probably shut it down, after nobody buys their mediocre Destiny clone. But, at the last second, an executive will come up with the brilliant decision to transform their failing co-op shooter into a massively successful Free-to-play Battle Royale.

Welcome to the world of Anthem Legends. Fight for survival in a gigantic map where you will never encounter another player. Scavenge for weapons and armor for 30 minutes until you are killed by a black pixel 7,000 yards away. Then, watch your friends shoot at him for 10 minutes before dying to a blue circle. Stop time like in Quantum Break. Remember that? Remember Alan Wake? Remember Medal of Honor: Warfighter? Remember Dead Island? Remember ZombiU? Remember Shadowrun? Remember Battleborn? Remember Evolve? Remember Gun? Remember Black? Remember Haze? Remember TimeShift? Remember Turok-? Remember Soldier of Fortune- ? – Remember Resistance: Fall of Man? – Remember Brute Force? Remember Lost Planet? Remember Army of Two? Remember Dead to Rights? Remember Red Steel? Remember Brink? Remember Freedom Fighters? Remember Kane & Lynch? Remember Maf-?